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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 11:56

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you need goggles for red light therapy?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
No go.
Florence gallery says portrait damaged by visitor taking a selfie - BBC
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Still no good.
What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics