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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 11:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Sovereignty Wins 2025 Belmont Stakes, Beats Journalism in Final Triple Crown Leg - Bleacher Report

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you need goggles for red light therapy?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

No go.

Florence gallery says portrait damaged by visitor taking a selfie - BBC

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Controversial streamer, Johnny Somali, has been arrested in South Korea for "obstruction of business". Additional charges may be on the horizon. What do you think should happen to Johnny Somali?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dakota Johnson Realized This Outfit Mistake Mid-Interview — And Her Reaction Was Priceless - HuffPost

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Still no good.

What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Unacceptable again!

The Earth Has Already Endured Five ‘Mass Extinctions’—Is a Sixth Just Around the Corner? - Indian Defence Review

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics